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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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xxxeelaa 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

okay ? he could've meant why would a random man come up and call his wife beautiful ? chill.

hellzyeah88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:42

So your husband married you for your personality??? At least you've got both. Looks and personality. That's rare. You should be happy.

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sonik42 0

Friday 19 June 2009 4:40

Wow, you're retarded. This isn't an FML. He meant he thought that it was creepy for a complete stranger to say that to his wife.

imhated 0

Friday 19 June 2009 4:46

He probably meant that that guy was perverted.

curryndricegirll 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:02

YDI for trying to make your husband jealous.

hottie102 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:03

Wte guys always tell their wives that to make them mad wte don't listen to him.

anonymous2323 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:53

I agree....where's the "who cares?" button? I've submitted some real, more "tragic" FMLs that don't get accepted, and these do? I don't get it. And I agree with the other comments...your husband was probably just shocked that some random employee would walk up to you and call you beautiful. Normal people just don't do that.

1nicent1 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:14

Sooo... Where's the who cares button. Seriously you people post the most stupidest things and the retarded ones are always the ones accepted onto the website.

Anony_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:18

It's a flipping joke! You out of all people should realize your husband's personality since you married him.

AshleyRose784 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:22

That's the kind of thing you tell your girl friends not your husband

cj277 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:23

sounds more like a case of husband being stupid than fml and he was probably thinking that the person was a creep

bibbit 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:23

He probably meant why is he hitting on you

SirAwesome 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:26

YDI for being an insecure bitch. My interpretation of what you husband said is "what the hell is wrong with some weird grocery store employee that he feels the need to walk up to customers and tell them they are beautiful?"