Love: Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was...

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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xxxeelaa 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

okay ? he could've meant why would a random man come up and call his wife beautiful ? chill.

hellzyeah88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:42

So your husband married you for your personality??? At least you've got both. Looks and personality. That's rare. You should be happy.

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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:36

Amazing, Your Husband Has A Great Sense Of Humor :D Don't Worry Sweetie, Looks Aren't Everything ^_^

prospekt1 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:39

its not an insult. he is sayong that people who tell random people thier pretty are wierd

blueflare21 3

Friday 19 June 2009 8:09

Your husband probably meant it like wth why would a random stranger say that randomly to someone like that I'm pretty sure he thinks your quite attractive

Tubasaurus 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:04

Way to over-analyze what he said.

freshtastic 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:09

I agree I don't think he meant to insult you like you (the OP) are thinking.

Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:47

I think you misinterpreted what your husband meant... I think he was trying to express his indignation that someone other than him called you beautiful... Like they're gonna take you from him or something. This isn't an fml. Your hubbie is just protective and maybe a tad possessive :P