Valentine's slay, Living together and Love: Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate... - FML

By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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mrguy266 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:18

How is he married to someone else if he is living with you?

maskedman 9

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:23

at least you don't have to get him a valentine's day gift.

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cbubba008 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:34

how so u no it was his wife... he could of asked a girl is store to help him pick out a gift for his amazing gf..... lol not

WhatANoob 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:56

agreed

tomc666 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:38

18th comment! wowawoyah

JPaulino 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:39

WTF G MAC!!!!!! FUL

Cwissy 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:41

you hve justbeen punkd

cougars2010 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:43

that's effed up he's not a real man if he gotta live a double life u need sumbody that's real that's not gon lie to u

Dopeyrox 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:46

tell his wife and make his life hell

roadie42 21

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:50

FYL...I hope you ran up to him and proceeded to make his life a living hell.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:53

I think you just got played.

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:57

Well you were obviously with him for awhile if you got an apartment together. I can't believe he balanced your relationship, apartment, and wife. That man is good at a double life! I hope you ran into them and told his wife you were his girlfriend, she has the right to know.

icy716 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:58

your torres YOU are the one who gets played!

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:25

Haha :P Nice pun.

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