Valentine's slay, Living together and Love: Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate... - FML

By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2018 08:30

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 16:00

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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mrguy266 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:18

How is he married to someone else if he is living with you?

maskedman 9

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:23

at least you don't have to get him a valentine's day gift.

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tman9497 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:15

look you should tell him who he want her or you

regenzie 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:48

Why give him a choice? Doesn't sound like he deserves either of them.

samcele 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:16

were you aware that your boyfriend has a wife!? if you were then why are you dating him in the first place?

PotatoesAndCake 26

Friday 4 March 2016 22:27

Obviously, she wasn't. That's why it's an FML

mstee 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:20

wow. that bites :-/ better sooner then later tho.

Pearljammer001 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:28

not fun

jacksonSFcali 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:29

wow that's an akward situation.

Skwisgaar123 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:30

Wowie,PWNED :DD

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:38

hahaha

dido15 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:40

did u know he was married? or did I know that he was cheating on his wife?

swaneh 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:42

Haha, you fail. If they've been in a relationship long enough TO live together, she obviously wouldn't realize that he's married. Shall I reitterate "live together"?

gatorgrl1988 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:45

ummmm can i get a "fake" for 500? anyone?

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