By brittsters - 04/09/2015 17:46 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML
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clevergirl98 20

Hopefully you didn't have to clean up that mess to..

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Attacksloth 33

If you want to have kids at some point, this is good practice. Even if you don't want kids, if you ever babysit a kid, it's good to have an iron gut. Because, let's face it, kids are bloody disgusting.

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marcranger 28

This is a pretty good reason not to babysit, either. Babies are pretty much just barely contained sacks of smelly fluids, which is why I flat-out refuse to spend any time with my cousin's kid.

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sorenipples 9

I agree. My daughter is 3 months old and I can't count the amount of times I've had shit, piss, and puke on me. Babies are disgusting little creatures .

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WCARlover 34

I don't blame you if I even hear the sound of someone throwing up it makes me nauseous..let alone being thrown up on :/

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kyiomi 18

Uhm? It's just baby puke. Your sister's puke. Don't be such a crybaby about it.. This isn't a FYL, this is a FHL for having a sister who can't handle a little of her puke.

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liv1222 29

Uhm, what? She freaking puked IN HER MOUTH for gods sake that's disgustig no matter what age. It's food that's been digested in her stomach. Then in op's mouth I'd like to see you have puke in your mouth.

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Aalejandro77 12

A few weeks ago I was carrying my 1 year old nephew around a shopping centre, one minute he was laughing and playing, the next minute he threw up all over me. I had to drive 20 minutes home in a puke covered top. It was disgusting.

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Nona__xD 8

That's why I always ask if they burped after eating ?

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OysterPearls 33

My brother spit up so frequently as a baby that even burping him didn't prevent it 100% of the time. Some advice to OP: Always have a burp cloth/towel on hand!

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Nona__xD 8

yeah that's another thing that I keep aware of, always put a towel on your shoulder. xD

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ChaiseT 16

That's stomach turning to read.

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koganti 18

It's not uncommon. especially, in case of small babies. I don't see any fyl situation there.

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myeviltwin 20

That is just one of the reasons I will NEVER hold a baby. Seriously I am so phobic of babies it's not even funny. I mean besides the ever present danger of being puked, peed or shat on by one of these little germ factory monsters, I am also worried about either holding them too tight and breaking something or not tight enough and they will wiggle out and fall and break something. And don't even get me started on their ear piercing shrieks which are the aural equivalent of having 16d framing nails driven into your skull.

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marcranger 28

20, I think you are my male evil twin. Those are also my reasons for putting my hands up and backing away slowly whenever someone tries to thrust a baby at me. Yuck.

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Mamabird21 4

@20, maybe i just got lucky but my baby doesnt ever scream, puke, or well anything related to baby things lol. not all of them are as bad as you stated. though i totally understand the part about breaking them lol

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Calingaladha 21

That's not even real puke, it's just regurgitation. Not the worst substance a baby can produce.

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itwasntme14 19

What did you expect? I know you didn't know the baby had just ate but all little babies do is puke and poop. You should always be ready for either to happen.

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