Kids: Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked...

By brittsters - 04/09/2015 17:46 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML

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By Katy - 14/02/2023 18:00

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Chain reaction

By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 16:01 - United States - Nashville

Today, my 7-month-old spit up on the floor. My 3-year-old puts their hands in it, sniffed, and puked. Then sticks their hands in their own puke, sniffed, and puked again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By gross - 06/08/2015 17:28 - United States

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

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By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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derangedplanet 23

Saturday 5 September 2015 16:00

And the sibling rivalry starts.

clevergirl98 20

Saturday 5 September 2015 15:39

Hopefully you didn't have to clean up that mess to..

Comments

Saso_fml 35

Saturday 5 September 2015 23:50

Sisterly bonding time

limitles 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 4:00

3-month olds dont even puke. They spit up a bit after they've eaten and it's just milk....

writerchic85 25

Sunday 6 September 2015 16:10

It's still fluids coming out of another beings stomach. It's gross either way.

Cirrodin 6

Sunday 6 September 2015 4:29

We were on a road trip with my daughter who was about 4 months old at the time, and after stopping at the hotel we went out to dinner. While we were waiting for our table she threw up all down my front and hers. she had a spare outfit to change into, and I got sit through dinner with vomit in my bra. Needless to say I didn't eat much. l

airassault 16

Sunday 6 September 2015 6:01

Dude... Puke Happens!

Xion0014 20

Sunday 6 September 2015 10:10

She pukes on you, you puke on her... The rivalry starts early!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 September 2015 11:30

I think it's better you didn't have the kiss on the lips during that time

Jethco 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 18:28

Moral of today's lesson: babies are evil alien demons... don't touch.

AndyKeselogano 8

Monday 7 September 2015 20:36

I helped out at a daycare. I was puked on many times.

Sanosukeskitten 22

Tuesday 8 September 2015 0:26

I have a 9 month old, and she's puked/spit up quite a few times when I picked her up after eating just to burp her :P If someone picks her up I warn them ahead of time that she just ate. Course now they've learned to ask if she's eaten before picking her up!

shartmydarts 8

Tuesday 8 September 2015 2:57

Is it just me, or has everyone else in the world seen enough videos of this exact thing happening on like AFV or whatever to know to not ******* hold a baby above your head to open mouth kiss it? Lesson learned, you ******* disgrace