By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 095
You deserved it 13 704

Same thing different taste

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Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his ******.

All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".

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emilo_fml 0

Karma hurts like a bitch. It happens

missbadluk 0

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Omg!!

dalton67 1

If you kicked your leg out from under you you would fall on your back....unless you kick backwards?

Wulfy424 3

Dude, OP's dad kicked them in the butt. the dad was BEHIND them. Unless he has slenderman-like-legs, which I'm sure he doesn't, that would be creepy o.o

kitsune3 20

It might have gotten kicked out from under them on the backward swing.

Splayd 10

Behind "him," not "them". Him means "a man, or a person of unspecified gender". Them means, "More than one person."

That's what you get when you try to HIT your PARENTS. YDI.

People don't ******* clap for shit like this it pisses me off when people write everyone starts clapping

Psycho_Babydoll 26

I did that once. My pride hurt worse than my butt.

Happens to me all the time, all the time....