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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By yeahhhhhommmie - 18/09/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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Jimster1712 0

Friday 9 September 2011 12:11

Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his ******.

no_clue_4_u 4

Friday 9 September 2011 12:21

All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".

Comments

saIty 17

Friday 9 September 2011 12:25

Did the crowd then proceed to chant "ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE?"

CJeanne 2

Friday 9 September 2011 12:27

That's hilarious, thanks for sharing, made me literally lol :)

pondermuse 5

Friday 9 September 2011 12:28

You got owned by your own dad. Oh, the shame... fyl.

ImmaB3AST 7

Friday 9 September 2011 12:34

Dads ALWAYS win.

25shark 5

Friday 9 September 2011 12:36

Way to go, dipstick

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 9 September 2011 12:41

Haha your dad's cool

dani212 0

Friday 9 September 2011 12:41

I can't wait to see this on people of Walmart!

Fustercluck 14

Friday 9 September 2011 12:56

People of walmart...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 9 September 2011 13:41

... We are here, we are waiting.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Friday 9 September 2011 12:58

Welcome to 2011. Where normal people are no longer coordinated enough to do more than eat and use cellphones.

lionandthelamb61 9

Friday 9 September 2011 13:57

Actually, I think you have it backwards. Multi-tasking is the name of the 21st century game. You think you could churn butter, ride to town, write a letter, and mend stockings at the sam time? I don't think so, bro. I've tried it; not as easy as you might think.

Levvy 22

Friday 9 September 2011 19:55

I'm at a loss as to what physical motion anyone could ever possibly consciously decide to make that would cause them to kick their own leg instead of someone beside them. Wouldn't you move your outer leg outward? Maybe if you for some reason decided to move your leg AWAY from your target and behind yourself, but... I'm just at a loss.