By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 095
You deserved it 13 704

Same thing different taste

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Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his ******.

All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".

Comments

Op get a perfect 10 for that magnificent faceplant.

You probably deserved the kick in your butt, and if you did, you TOTALLY deserved to go on your face for trying to kick back your dad. The kids of today have no clue anymore what respect is.

stoptrying 9

I have respect for your stupidity, #36. It takes a monumental amount of hits to the head to achieve that level of stupid.

candicurl 9

Looks like everyone *puts on sunglasses* got a kick out of you. YEEEAAAAAAAH

Norrec86 7
perdix 29

Clearly, the most embarrassing thing is that you think "I hit my own leg out from beneath myself" makes any sense at all. The Saskatchewan public school system is weeping.

How does it not make sense? She clearly went to kick her father back and somehow kicked the other one out from beneath her. Unless you are saying that it doesn't make sense some other way.

perdix 29

There's nothing clear about this! Did she kick her support leg with her kicking leg? If that's what she meant, it's very poorly written.

Duh. Clearly the best way to kick someone is to move your leg away from them and towards the other leg. It's in the official martial arts drills of the Dumfukistan military.

ikickgingers 15

The real question that needs clarity--was it the "slow clap"? I have always wanted to do that.

Why would your dad kick you to begin with? I don't understand some parents these days. Who taught the parents to bully like that and then they continue it? No wonder there is such s bullying problem today!

On the parent bullying scale, it's not so bad compare to creating a myspace page with your daughter, pretending to be a guy the victim like's, and then tormenting her to kill herself.

I would think this was more of a kidding around thing the dad was doing and when the kid went to do the same thing back the epic fail occurred. My teens and I horse around, that doesn't make it child abuse or bullying. For example, if my daughter gives me a punch-buggy, I might lick her cheek while pretending to go in for a kiss. Yes, in public. And yes, I'm the mom. We're just weird and we have fun with it. Relax. Watch some 'toons and chill.

It's not bullying it's called messing around. My dad does the same thing to me you don't kick them hard it's just a tap.

You're probably on that internet show with all the Wal-Mart cameras catching people looking stupid. Can I get your autograph?