By torturedears - 05/04/2013 04:20 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I went to work at a hotel. One of the guests decided to play the piano in the lobby. He's deaf. Unfortunately, I'm not. FML
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OptimusVader 23

*Prepares for flood of Beethoven comments*

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Wizardo 33

Some just can't Handel the music, don't worry it'll be Bach.

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Enslaved 36

Hopefully he won't come Bach tomorrow.

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perdix 29

The OP should start Haydn in some other part of the hotel.

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Enslaved 36

That would be such a-- Pianist move. :P

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tgod2013 5

I hope you are guest services and had to listen the whole time .. You deserved it :)

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BigSexy123 11

For what? For talking about the guy's deafness? You know, some people are deaf, and some people can't play the piano well. This guy was both. Deal with it.

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perdix 29

And yet thousands of composers with full hearing write shit that nobody ever plays.

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perdix 29

Many hotels have a policy forbidding guests from playing the lobby piano. Either enforce yours or improvise such a policy.

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yeti37 16

Or just slam the lid on his fingers.

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perdix 29

#45, enforcement with gusto! That's what I'm talkin' about.

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Enslaved 36

"You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend" ***I can't say I'm not tempered to play this Biz Markie gem every time I pass a random piano. :P

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Enslaved 36

): I'm sorry. Got that song stuck in your head now, huh? How 'bout we all envision November Rain's piano chords for the next few minutes instead?(:

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perdix 29

#34, I just brought up Rebecca Black's "Friday" on YouTube. Good luck trying to blast Beethoven in your ears while the memory of that abomination infects your brain.

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Enslaved 36

After reading your profile, I have no doubt that you are indeed doing that. (:

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perdix 29

#36, how did you figure that? I didn't post that I am obsessed with Rebecca Black . . . oops! #39, wise move. Let me tell you how horrible that song is. I heard of "Friday" before I heard the song itself. Then, I heard this obvious parody where a girl with a nasally drone butchers the song -- it wasn't a parody!

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CheeseHater 23

To be fair Justin does not make the music, he is only the front that sings it.

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lambda_fml 40

Am I the only one who read OP's name 'Torture Dears'?

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Meshidaru_fml 7

#40 ~> Anyway, he's a piece of shit.

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Jacksparrow72 21

That's a little harsh.

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