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Adam, is that you? You're such a pig.
hmm for some reason i thought of blue eyes white dragon when you said that. and that you flashed your blue eyes card at them to show them that you played card games lol ^_^ yeah, nothing to do with what you said but still made me think of this while i was reading lol ^_^
YDI, you self-absorbed, sociopathic prick.
Your dislike of the eye color I was nearly 100% guaranteed to have saddens me. (both of my parents and three of my grandparents had blue eyes. The odds were highly in favor of blue eyes) Personally, I like them well enough, but I don't understand why people with brown eyes hate their eye color. I've seen some beautiful eyes that were quite a lovely shade of brown. And I've yet to see this "shit-brown" shade that some have claimed to have. I'm still not sure how "flashing" his eyes was going to get the OP anywhere. If anything, it'll get him a nice compliment about his eyes. The way it works for me, I get the "you have really pretty eyes!" line, I say thank you and smile, then we move on. No hookups, unfortunately.
You thought you might be able to hook up with one of them? Dude, YDI for not trying to hook up with both of them. At the same time. Low-standard-havin' mofo.
Look at my profile pic and you'll see the shit-brown which they speak of. When he said flashed his eyes i imagined him fluttering his eyelashes, which i don't think it would ensure him a hook up with either of them if that was the case.
YDI moron
You flashed the wrong body part, mate.
MADE MY DAY AND are you australian???!!?!!!
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that's what you get for being so damn cocky
You flashed your eyes? Can you teach me how to do that? Be handy for finding friends in dark pubs - "Just look for the flashing eyes".