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By SadisticSatire - 11/10/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By jeezy - 23/02/2009 10:35 - Canada

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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Sunday 11 October 2009 9:17

that's what you get for being so damn cocky

plethora 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:19

You flashed your eyes? Can you teach me how to do that? Be handy for finding friends in dark pubs - "Just look for the flashing eyes".

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ky_stone22 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:44

I absolutely adore blue eyes. They're SO gorgeous! Except on the wrong people, they look extremely creepy, but overall they're just to die for. I love them. And yeah, I'm one of those with shitty brown eyes (but mine turn gold in the light). I hate brown eyes. I'd give anything to have blue...or maybe like a shocking green :)

blastvortex 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:30

(If this isn't bull OP...) (3) YDI for womanizing. (2) YDI for being egotistical. (1) YDI for potentially breaking the law. Coincidentally, if you're their supervisor in any way - or if any such conduct is prohibited in by your company policy - don't expect me not to LMAO when and if you get canned. Posting this on FML was a pretty foolish thing to do. *eyeroll*

uj_fml 4

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:36

maybe they thought you were gay.

nigguhbrooke 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:39

LOL thats what you get when you're a douche

SoreThroat 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:11

Sounds like my friend's boyfriend, his light blue eyes give him this creepy ass vampire look in contrast to his black hair. It doesn't help that he's extremely pale. Paler than...a vanilla colored ice cream. :D