By ironik970 - 17/09/2011 06:56 - United States

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Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
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ironik970 13

OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.

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ImInABox 6

.. You know you like it. You and your ***********.

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jillianmathers12 13

Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die

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evilmeister 1

I think its worth it to buy a bb shotgun and shoot up the wall, make Racoon hats, clean the mess up, then replace wall that had shotgun holes in it. Otherwise bird shot will do.

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zowieandzander77 1

Why on earth would your second option be imaging raccoons having angry sex????

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Calyx_fml 21

Leave it on. The raccons will leave eventually.

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thejedi08 10

get a gun, turn on the air, and start a shooting!

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lchenele 0

turn the air on during the day and leave the room. turn it off when you want to go to sleep so you wont be hot and you wont hear them.

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waiveringstar 1

quit being a pussy, 90 degrees is nothing. try living in texas

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ironik970 13

I went to college in Texas there was an air conditioner in every building sorry you must be from Waco or Lubbock or some other crappy town based upon your comment.

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JiffyMix88 8

90 degrees is something and that something is called a bitch. I have lived in Florida all my life and for the first 14 years of my life I thought air conditioning was only in buildings because we never had it. But once I started using air conditioning I can't live without it. So #121 if you like sweating your balls off and can live in those conditions more power to you.

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courtz94 24

Wow this don't even sound remotely real.

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