Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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nessykate12 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.

CaptainPat 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:42

Idea. Get on the bike and chase that hobo, then ghost ride it into his ass.

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CheapoBilo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:39

When will people learn? Never trust the homeless, it's the first thing you learn in boy scouts.

SiLvEr_070 5

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:11

Awwwww, poor guy ): And u were only trying to help... If i was there i would have given u a BIG hug =]

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:57

Oh FFS. Didn't you learn anything from Titanic? When Rose was about to board a lifeboat and Cal came up and put his coat on her and pulled her away from Jack and whatever, and when she got on the boat she was looking at Jack and realized she didn't wanna leave him so she jumped back on the ship. She met up with Jack and Cal saw them and starting shooting them. They got away, and Cal started laughing. Lovejoy asked him what could possibly be funny, and Cal said, "I put the diamond in the coat. AND I PUT THE COAT ON HER!" Duh, dude. Duh.

Gibby_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:24

wow. fyi 40 degrees is t- shirt weather. grow a set of balls and man up to your 40 degrees. try -40 degrees man.

Bdellophobic 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:51

so I'm guessing you mean 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Because I was thinking Celsius. haha I was like okay, he's shivering in the monstrously hot?

Nesyaj0 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:15

I see everyone's point here It's a FYL cuz the dude stole yer coat and wallet when you tried to help. But it's also a YDI becuz 1- It's a hobo with a bike. If he's homeless why does he own a bike? There's a chance he alrdy owned it, but chances are he stole that too. 2- You forgot your wallet in your coat... Put it in your back pocket next time.

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:43

YDI for being outrun by a homeless man who just faceplanted.

Pheidias 0

Monday 2 November 2009 2:10

A year ago I walked right by a homeless man lying in the middle of the sidewalk because I thought the same thing might happen. I still think about it to this day. I don't know which one of us is better off.

xbox_playa 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 20:52

I dislike people like poster #51, because this isn't really a conversation site where you explain EVERYTHING OP did wrong. this site is ment for people to let other people laugh at others misfortunes, not for explaining everything the did wrong. jeeeeeeeeez