Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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nessykate12 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.

CaptainPat 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:42

Idea. Get on the bike and chase that hobo, then ghost ride it into his ass.

Comments

DLT_17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:33

I agree with the first comment. Why can't karma be in favor of good too!

PhillyGirl2 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:47

um, ok not to be mean but you're a little bit of a dumb ass

sublime93 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:48

I don't He tries so hard to be cool in his comments Its sad, really

Aldebaran_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:49

Next time check your wallet´s place first and then help....YDI. Otherwise good for you to have such a nice gesture, but unfortunately many times people just don´t get the nice gesture.

subcultured 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:52

I've had one once. Then my instructor told me to go back and rewrite.

st4rbucksisevil 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:01

I understand that you were trying to be nice but YDI for not taking your wallet out of your coat first.

aback 4

Monday 26 October 2009 23:02

That idealism will have burnt entirely out of you by the time you're 30.

energyphuck 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:19

thanks "SOMAgirl" for your life story.

i_got_it 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:04

lol... You seem like the antisocial one. Yes, using the n word makes you pretty ******* rad.

TJStarzZ 8

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:00

wow, fame fail. I mean seriously, it isn't bad enough you're ignorant enough to post a retarded comment, but you also have to generalize all the 'haters' here as 'niggas'? Dude, I'm Black and I take offense to that word when used by shitwads such as yourself, but I have no control over you, all I know is that if you had a choice between saying it on FmYLife.com where you have barely a chance of meeting any of us and saying it in an open environment, you'd be a pussy and type it here, seeing as how no one can reach through their monitors and throttle the poser out of you, since you could do with that.