Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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nessykate12 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:33

Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.

CaptainPat 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:42

Idea. Get on the bike and chase that hobo, then ghost ride it into his ass.

Comments

Bright_Lights 14

Monday 26 October 2009 21:14

YDI for trying to be nice to strangers. NEVER be nice to anyone, especially strangers.

MrOcean 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:07

That idea will not get you far in life.

killurbeer 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:17

You guy's are a bunch of dick wads excluding the few decent people here

sarahbrokaw 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:20

Misplaced Modifiers for the FAIL.... I doubt that the writer was bleeding and shivering...

subcultured 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:50

the writer wasn't but the shifty character in question probably was.

resonant14 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:13

Although it's obvious who the OP is referring to, I thought the same thing. Perhaps the OP was, in fact, bleeding and shivering - making him that much more of a hero for offering up his coat to an unscathed homeless fella.

ladiesman14 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:25

funny how homeless people always have money for cigarettes, booze, crack, and pot. notice how all the people who live at home with mom or dad and have no bills to pay are the humanitarians.

jeffem_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:31

The OP never explained why he/she was bleeding or shivering before giving the homeless guy his/her jacket. Hmmm.

letitbe56 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:33

Dangling modifiers ftw!

ironwords 8

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:16

I think he ment the homeless guy

tangerine_12 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:44

ahah its funny how the homeless man can afford a bike... unless he got it out of the trash, but if he did, it probably wouldnt have worked. ???

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:44

Lol Ladiesman So true! I say hey Ill buy you a sammitch lol or give them handout sheets of places that have help for the poor! Otherwise I have to eat as well so good luck!