Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed...

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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You deserved it 81 752

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By Nearis - 16/02/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 904

You deserved it 2 783

By Insomniac - 28/07/2012 09:56 - United States - Wasilla

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

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You deserved it 2 461

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By Steve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 763

You deserved it 11 920

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 097

You deserved it 3 292

By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 128

You deserved it 2 953

By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 253

You deserved it 2 940

By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 879

You deserved it 35 865

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 110

You deserved it 48 184

By Iamsosorry - 22/06/2015 11:35 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

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You deserved it 4 144

By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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You deserved it 15 985

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Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

Comments

Loomis_Class_13 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:45

Wow... You must have been really humiliated. Good thing you are not my friend, I'd make your life hell!

volleyballgirl16 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:48

Well that was the single most intelligent thing I have ever heard LOL

Nosferatu2894 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:54

Unlike #6, I am calling you a dumbass

foxegrandpa 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:02

High five

breathemein 10

Friday 5 June 2009 18:03

Im gonna find it on the INTERNET :P

moxiemama 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:18

Ouch! I'm sorry, but it will be forgotten soon.

spamtastic404 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:20

ZOMG i couldnt stop lawling over your tremendous stupidity XD you made my day.

butteredtoast25 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:24

This isn't an fml. Your just stupid.

BuckyC60 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:35

... I read this while eating some watermelon, laughed and nearly choked, to make matters worse since i spat the watermelon on the bathroom sink it proceded to clog up when I washed it down. I then proceded to blow my nose and discovered that i did not spat out most of the watermelon. while I waited 5 minutes for the water to go low enough, and lacking something to unclog the sink, i decided it was a good idea to blow into the hole, which is when i learned that the hole on the center upper portion of the basin is connected, and it blew some dark stuff into my ear. FML caused by this FML on the plus side, sink did managed to get unclogged...