Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed...

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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You deserved it 81 751

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By Nearis - 16/02/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

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By Insomniac - 28/07/2012 09:56 - United States - Wasilla

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

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Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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You deserved it 11 918

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 097

You deserved it 3 292

By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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You deserved it 2 953

By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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You deserved it 2 940

By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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You deserved it 35 860

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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You deserved it 48 178

By Iamsosorry - 22/06/2015 11:35 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

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You deserved it 4 144

By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

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ithedarkknight 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:15

lol dude that was brilliant... epic if i was home and watched the news and heard that i would be rofl like that guy or girl is cool!

adamsimon 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:20

"Boom goes the dynamite" btw, I'm going to find it and submit it to failblog

JayFrankus 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:25

Haha 74

Tim3 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:27

think about what you're going to say you dumb ass. whose fault is it? your parents, for creating someone so stupid.

emmexox 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:29

WTF?

alyss531 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:37

Hahaha I actually laughed out loud at this. I love it. Can't wait to see it on YouTube :). Ur a smart one :)

Boh3m34 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:38

LOL at #19 Give it some time it will get better

jaybirdka 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:38

douche chills.....

gbasketbal123 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:48

Stupid

KESDDK1x 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:56

Sucks to be you but next time either plan your words carefully or avoid camera crews

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