Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed...

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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Jessaly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

Comments

maxm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:52

You know youre retarded when...

Parasomnia 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:06

Yeah, FYL. I'm pretty sure actual people with a cause to complain here would be the people in the horrific crash. But nope. You're the victim here.

jncwmnd 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:07

O_o omg...i dont even know what to say about that....you could've said "it was like watching a movie" but I think your version gave quite a few people a good laugh when they saw that

rockstarbaby21 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:08

#9 what does being a blonde haves to do with anything? What are you trying to say blondes are Dumb? If you are.... That is a stereotype. Not true. I hate stereotypes.

strangersdk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:15

You're an idiot. Please, PLEASE, never have children. Let your genes die out with you, and YDI.

Shogun1x 4

Friday 5 June 2009 15:15

Is your last name palin?

theoldGP 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:16

hahaha #9 obviously. and blonde jokes are funny so stfu anyways. this is so goddamn stupid. just the beginning part "it was like watching a silent movie" doesnt say shit. =/ and then you had to go and add the most dumbass part wow you are just so stupid. gavve me a good laugh though =]. thanks.

AshleyBThaMilf 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:17

I would like a youtube link to this video.

LadyChristina25 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:21

I was just in shock... I was trying to get across that it was horrifying - like watching it in slow motion but those words did not come out right at all... I have only been checking this site for a few days now... what is failblog?