Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed...

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By Nearis - 16/02/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

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By Insomniac - 28/07/2012 09:56 - United States - Wasilla

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

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Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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By Iamsosorry - 22/06/2015 11:35 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

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gotcows 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:58

Your a special person...Don't forget to wear your helmet

PollySighDevil 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:07

Did it say "Local Boob witnesses tragedy" on the bottom of the screen?

Wannarunaway 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:10

Hahaaha!!!!! Is it on YouTube?

fckaduck 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:13

omgahh, I feel so bad for you...I mean yeah that was a pretty dumb thing to say, but that's totally something I would do too.

jjjjessica 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:15

what point were you trying to get across ??

lovex3_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:26

Hahahaha!! This is my by far my favorite FML.

hey_look_a_potat 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:28

Well its true!

weeeee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:35

Lmao i saw that when you said it you looked like an idiot

grizsta 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:42

Thats so funny i hope it is on fail blog

elsieenchanted 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:50

"it was a silent movie. with sound. like, woah." aha. ydi but fyl.

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