Animals: Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box....

By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:29

Well, for the cat, it feels normal. For humans....

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:38

Not every cat-related story requires this pun, I assure you.

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Sports_guy3 28

Thursday 24 October 2013 9:13

up vote the comment ^

sandrarea 3

Thursday 24 October 2013 18:26

Now u know thats not true

Reaper350 7

Thursday 24 October 2013 19:42

...satisfaction brought him back

SergeantSnuggles 12

Thursday 24 October 2013 19:43

Lol..... these post are what make me love FML.

Eevee11 6

Thursday 24 October 2013 20:32

that's wrong in so many levels

Daredevil2011 2

Thursday 24 October 2013 23:01

Holy ****!

See_Be_Feel 13

Thursday 24 October 2013 23:26

That is the funniest/most disgusting thing i've ever heard. Did he meow too?

martin8337 35

Friday 25 October 2013 1:04

Make him dump the litter box every time he does that.

BabyrooKid 11

Friday 25 October 2013 8:39

If he's going to act that way, there's only one thing to do: Rub his nose in it.

Mewmybeloved 6

Friday 25 October 2013 11:27

grody

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Same thing different taste

SHAME!

Poor little guy

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