Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles...

By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By FootFlakes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Badshah29 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

canibalism

jutyjaty 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

dude. new girl

Comments

andren21 2

Monday 5 September 2011 20:26

omg one of the most disgusting things I've ever read.

varkey 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:12

Oh god... I would dump her right there and run far far away. FYL x 100

SeiferAlmas 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:43

My mom trims her toe nails and feeds them to her dog.

DeeG12 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:50

Hopefully shortly after this, you were single. Ew..

Dcm210 19

Thursday 29 September 2011 20:02

I used to eat my skin from blisters when I was like 10 but not from the bottom of my feet. maybe from my arm or something.

Real_Talk21 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 16:20

did she use any condiments?

shootintacos 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:26

it's Slovenia.. *shocker* but still horrifying.

Cmcnab1997 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:35

Fingerfood

ifinsane 6

Friday 18 November 2011 3:20

Zombie!!

SweetAsCandee 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:25

Classy lady you've got yourself there ;)

oneillrox1 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:40

True that!

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