Animals: Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my... - FML

By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 01:34 - United States - Springville

Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML

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By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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Wake up, human!

By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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Welcome to the family!

By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

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Rise and shine

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 08:00

Today, my cat woke me up at 3 a.m. by jumping from the shelf and landing on my nutsack. FML

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Surprise, human!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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anon2468 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:27

meooooow!

abbi96x 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:57

When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.

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aback 4

Friday 27 May 2011 0:28

You are now Midwife to the Cats.

steeledwolf 8

Friday 27 May 2011 0:35

Holy shit Raynerd... calm your ****

st3lios89 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:43

haha. ironic thing is that she gave birth on a bed just like humans do! u my friend are nominated for a nobel prize for animal lovers.

Sparx1_1 16

Friday 27 May 2011 0:45

Are you for real? OP never said anything about the circumstances of the birth itself just that she was upset it happened in her bed in the middle of the night. The cat could be a purebred - which changes everything. The pregnancy could have been a surprise - which is common - which changes everything. The OP might actually have parents, sibling or a roommate who actually own the pet and are responsible for its care - which changes everything. Next time you want to be a judgmental *******, take the time to think first.

Xenmas021 3

Friday 27 May 2011 0:48

What a cat-astrophe!

emz89 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:48

at least she was comfortable and just needed someone with her

Weeza 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:55

sorry

skaterpaige 3

Friday 27 May 2011 0:58

aweehh...KITTEH:3

jrivera8907 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:06

haha!! sucks to be you!!

xk75 4

Friday 27 May 2011 1:06

ydi spay that cat!

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