By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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abbi96x 0

When you get pregnant, don't expect your family to keep you. Bitch.

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TraceCase_ 19

I don't care for cats much at all but no one can resist them when they're itty bitty kitties! It can't be that bad, OP, except for maybe your bedspread.

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SirSingle 4

i had to give you a thumbs up for "itty bitty kitties" lol.

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thebestof1984 0

As Bob Barker would say "reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered!"

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Reynard13 1

Uh huh, and they will stay, oh.. half a dozen? cute, furry kittens for, strictly speaking four months, but on the outside limit, 30 weeks. Let's say she does find them all homes (actually pretty tough), that's six homes that won't be going to cats that already exist, who will be put down, homes not being a plastic quantity. Let's say she does, and three of them are girls, and that, magically, her cat has no more kittens, those three have... 5-6 kittens in a life time of not being fixed (a number that low is extremely improbable), that's around 21-24 homes taken from cats over the next two generations, at a very conservative gestimate. Cats reach sexual maturity at 6 months. Good job making 'cute kitties' OP.

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missmaryb 0

Either you planned it and set up a mating with another cat, have both a male and female cat and both are unfixed, or you let your cat run wild. In any way, YDI.

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FlyingWhisps 5

I submitted this and I only have 1 female cat. I do not know who the father is which is why this was a big shocker to me

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ReynshineCutting 10

FlyingWhisps, are you stupid? "I have an intact female cat. I'm not going to fix her. She's classier than that! There's NO WAY she can get pregnant!" Are you kidding? Please surrender her and her kittens to a shelter and never own a pet again. You don't know how to properly care for your animals so if you have any others, please surrender them too. People like you don't deserve animals.

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ShyAnn29 14

I've had that happen with a cat we had, she was a stray and so we decided to keep her (she was super super skinny) and so one day she was a lot fatter and a while later she was thin again lol. her kittens were cute! oh and btw cats can mate with several male cats and the kittens can have different fathers, I'm sure you knew that but I thought I'd say that anyways. lol

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FlyingWhisps 5

Hey, don't get ******* judgemental on me. The cat is really my sister's but I'm the only one who even pets it and it wasn't up to me to get spayed, I don't control where the money goes in this house. It doesn't make me a horrible pet owner just because I didn't get the cat spayed, so why don't you shove that up your close minded ass

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DirtyPicture_fml 0

Lmao . Fail ,

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