Love: Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my...

By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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fermata 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:02

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

sjx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:01

that's just mean :-(

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ManOfTheHour 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:46

Badass, wish I had thought of something like that.

Daysgoby 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:53

I agree #29

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:58

This sounds FAKE? Something's missing..."woke up"..."sisters talking teddy". Sounds like he was staying over/living in your family home? If it's true, then there's two sides to this story! Sorry i just don't buy this FML... Fail!

judgeymcjudge 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:59

#28 Way to make all guys seem like selfish pricks. Thanks for that. OP: That is ******* awful, not the least reason being he not only used a bear, a cute little teddy bear, but your LITTLE SISTER'S cute little teddy bear. That's like giving someone a box of chocolates with all the centres being made of acid. Something crap masked by something sweet, so the insult/injury is a double blow when you realise the lie of it. What a ******! I totally approve of you seeking retribution in the most petty and vindictive way possible. I'd help if I could. Find someone who isn't a c*nt of massive proportions, k? FYL, hope it gets better.

HurriKaty 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:00

That is so terrible and so funny at the same time.

judgeymcjudge 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:05

#29, not #28. Stupid computer of doom.

hdbadgirl 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:20

That really sucks. Sounds like something my boyfriend would do to me. People just suck.

cherrybollosm04 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:22

is it weird that i would actually like to have seen that happen?

uneekfreak16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:30

I kinda agree with #35... how in the heck did he get a hold of your sister's teddy?! I feel for you if it actually did happen though....

airandfingers 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:32

Um, why has no one asked how he even pulled this off? What kind of teddy bear says "it's over," and how did it "say" "squeeze me"? Was there a note on it, or the original "squeeze me" sticker from the store? Was the bear one that could record voices (I've never actually seen/heard of one of these, though obviously it's possible)?