Love: Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my...

By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 22:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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fermata 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:02

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

sjx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:01

that's just mean :-(

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Kailee1993 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:25

wow. thats pretty gay.

ammali 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:26

#7 that is spot on, +1 for creativity, minus a lot more than that for being a wuss.

H3avy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:26

thats all bad.

Mr_Positive 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:26

How immature and dumb. it must hurt, but if that's the kind of person he is then its all for the better.

curryndricegirll 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:30

what a jerk! i would say to buy another bear, record some choice words, and send it to him, but he doesn't seem worth the money of buying another bear.

strangersdk 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:31

Everyone is saying how immature he is, but look at it from a guys' point of view. After breaking up with a girl, most girls will have a large number of questions and accusations and insults and it's a horrible ordeal. At least he was creative about it. Granted though, that is pretty asshole-ish since they had gone out for two years, face-to-face WOULD have been much better in this situation.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:32

Maybe your just an emotional person who would take the news very bad and he just didnt wanna deal with that who knows how badly you would have flipped out maybe thats why he dumped you perhaps theres a whole bunch of shit going on in his life and feeling shitty about breaking up with you is the last thing he needed i'm just making assumptions but think about it peoples