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By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 834

Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 891

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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You deserved it 2 798

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 2 989

By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 22:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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You deserved it 3 530

By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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You deserved it 3 439

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 2 688

By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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You deserved it 1 090

fermata 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:02

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

sjx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:01

that's just mean :-(

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suckstobeyou3 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:17

if you were dumped by the bear, that means you were dating the bear...?

cjk6318 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:17

wow... # 12's right what a wuss... that still stinks though... sorry

genius_man16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:17

Wow, sorry you wasted 2 yrs of your life with such a D-bag :/ FYL indeed PS- #12 was probably your BF, and should DIAF

pinkdinosaur64 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:18

asshole. creative, but he should use the creativity to ask you out not dump you, you need a better boyfriend than him

newzealander_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:18

wow thats cold

t3resa 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:18

:) hope you're okay.... :$ this made me cry....

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:18

What a ******, #12 did you mean he didn't deserve HER? Bahah, I get you though. Yeahh he is a loser.

savasana 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:19

ouch. I have to admit, that was pretty creative... but what a dick move. i'm sorry.

zavanna 1

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:21

That's so mean! He doesn't even have the guts to tell you himself... So instead he gets a bear (!) to do the job. Mean stuff.

Truthbringer 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:24

that's genious, you must have not meant that much to him.

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Right, Imma head out

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