By masterfail - 04/10/2009 05:04 - United States

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Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML
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KHADOOZLE 0

"DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE **** DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!

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stain33319 0

your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.

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aahas7 0

How is this an FML. You're just a pathetic loser. Go get a girlfriend.

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gesseniasxangel 0

Oscillation. Fans oscillate. Which means they rotate back and forth. You fail. And you're a dumbass. YDI x2

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ragsy 7

You were trying to **** the exhaust fan on your computer?

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asu28 0

Please refrain from using words that have more than 3 syllables. It just makes you sound stupid.

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Let's see how long this FML stays up, considering an identical one (except it just said wank; the man was not trying to oscillate his penis) was taken down less than 24 hours ago.

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GhostDuck 30

... It's still here.

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Erindub 0

Hey at least you didn't wake up next to a girl with a bunch of STDs

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Poppycorn22 0

Digits = your fingers. He was trying to sound technical. It would be like a woman saying "Digital Insertion" blahdy blah. They use the term all the time in medical school. Look it up.

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Mr_schadenfreude 0

i don't think that's what USB slots are designed for...

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Vayerman 4

Why is this under intimacy? Laptops aren't girls!

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