By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
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mismonroe 0

Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?

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GoW_Chick 14

Well sounds like someone had an epic night to bad you blacked out, try meditating I hear it can help you recover lost memories

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flockz 19

hugging the toilet a little too hard?

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bubo_fml 10

Sounds like ya got donkey punched...Have you inspected your arse for any collision damage?

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perdix 29

n00b! A donkey punch is to the base of the back of the skull. If you are going to get into ass-*******, learn your proper techniques.

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indistructo 3

you must've had a great ******* party :D

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perdix 29

I'll bet your boyfriend/husband is relieved that you are telling everyone that you don't know how that happened. This time, make the sammiches right and you can keep the rest of your teeth, OK?

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Ilikeurfmls 13

Who ever keeps saying 'ftw' to everything, STOP

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olpally 32

Ftw!!! Relax..how about making an actual comment instead of that one..

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Right_Click 12

What a waste of an FML. If you don't know how it got there, you're doing it right.

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sharakay79 0

Yeah. Uhm no. Sad copy of the hangover plot. Nice try.

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