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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By shittyemployee - 28/07/2018 19:00

Today, I rushed to work after a night of drinking and partying, and put my hair up on my way in. People started worriedly asking what happened to my head, so I looked in the mirror. I had scratches and a welt on my forehead from hitting the wall during sex last night. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Would I lie to you?

By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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SadSadKidd 1

Monday 2 January 2012 0:41

Hangover part 3?

mismonroe 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:45

Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?

Comments

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 2 January 2012 2:44

The Hangover! rofl... at least it wasnt a tatto like in Part 2!

KushMastaDisasta 3

Monday 2 January 2012 2:57

I woke up in just boxers and an inside-out bathrobe on backwards. I still haven't found my shirt and pants.

Cmcnab1997 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:22

Shit! Steve, it's happened again

sarahwarda101 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:38

You must be fun at parties

poopnuts 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:39

You say this like you aren't proud.

poopnuts 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:41

Attention hooooor

KittyxCatxRawr 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:44

Bangcok had u :3

Cynical_in_SK 6

Monday 2 January 2012 3:55

Gee...if I looked in the mirror and noticed I was missing a tooth, I think I would most certainly overlook a lot of things...including a black eye. I mean a black eye will heal…but a missing tooth? Yeah, not so much!