By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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poopy910 8

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

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TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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sydzombie 9

you pulled a party foul. your fault.

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Cubobles 7

X-Out, Epiduo, and Proactive to the rescue

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cadillackid704 11

cmon it's the shoe rule. if you pass out with shoes on, people can do whatever they want to you (within reason)

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worldclassrager 39

Did they make a duck or something? Or did they just have a random design? With my parties we have a rule if they fall asleep before 03:00 we can do what we want with them sharpies are mandatory

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