Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom....

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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By snow - 17/11/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML

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After sleepover

By carriageway - 31/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML

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By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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Panic!

By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

TheBrianWing 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:16

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

Comments

yep_me_again 0

Friday 15 May 2009 15:49

gross...and you deserve it. It's a MUST to draw on people's faces when they're drunk and passed out, Next time? Don't drink yourself stupid

TotallyAwesome 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:26

You shouldn't have left your shoes on, it's against the rules, and you got drawn on for braking them. Could be worse, my friends and I tried to get the warm cup of water trick to work. We ended up just pouring buckets of random shit on the kid.

lilt316 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:29

ahahaha wadda loser this is wat happens when u drink 2 much and forget the rules ydi wow im 16 and i bet ive been to more parties then the majority of the ppl on here

dyllpickle94 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:49

haha ok. all of you who keep saying hes quoting asher roth. NO hes kinda not you retards. theres an ACUALL rule behind it. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. asher roth DIDNT make that up. he wouldnt say that just to say it. that would make no sense. however. i STILL dont know what the meaning behind that rule is... haha call me dumb.

Gs_brother 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:31

Asher Roth didn't come up with the rule, the rule is that if you're hammered and pass out with your shoes on, people will know you're smashed which means you won't wake up if the screw with you. So YDI for drinking to much and passing out, I'm 14 and I know the rules, if you don't get a life that's not on the internet.