By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Welshite 39

You're a jerk. Next time own up to your own messes.

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worldclassrager 39

Man up...it happens pass out piss the bed...

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buttcramp 21

this has never happened to me.. and I have a partying past I'm not too proud of. if this is something that regularly happens to you, I'd consult a physician or quit drinking so much.

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upallnight11 19

That's pathetic. It's not like she'll break up with you over something that small

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ClearlyImFunny 12

Im sorry but i think most of you would try to cover it up, i bet none of you would be like yeah im an adult and i pissed the bed

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arsenicalhumor 30

I find that those theories work best when you know the people personally.

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buttcramp 21

yeah, it wasn't the peeing of the bed everyone is hating on. it's the disrespect for the girl.

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Missyeru 14

Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking only to find my now ex-boyfriend rolled me over into a puddle of piss, and tried blaming me for wetting the bed. FML.

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Labyrinth13 20

You're a douche.

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toxxickittyy 19

I sincerely hope you didn't make her clean it up....FHL and YDI

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olpally 32

Jackass move on your part.

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ileenefudge 29

I hope this isn't an ongoing thing with you blaming your girlfriend for all the stupid shit you do. If so, she needs to find someone way better. Learn to own up to your mistakes and quit blaming others especially your girlfriend. I've been in that situation and my ex thought he could get away with it over and over again with any mistake he did, even to go as far as blame me for his cheating. You are an ass pineapple and you deserve it.

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darthjulez 11

I like that one small incident like him trying to blame something embarrassing on his girlfriend immediately makes his whole relationship horrible. How do you know they don't play small pranks on each other like this? Yes, it would be awful to wake up in but maybe they have a relaxed relationship and it doesn't matter. If my boyfriend pulled this, I'd probably be annoyed when I woke up but I'd laugh about it later that day. Just because you had a shitty boyfriend once doesn't make this guy a douche canoe, too.

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ileenefudge 29

He was out late partying and specifically said he wet the bed and blamed his gf. This doesn't sound like a prank. It seems he blamed her on purpose and he knew it's messed up but didn't care. Pranks ( if done right) are supposed to be of good intentions and no harm and it helps if the other person is in on the whole prank war thing otherwise it just makes the person seem like an ass. It doesn't seem like it was a prank. And OP pulled a dick move on his girlfriend like that.

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arsenicalhumor 30

Not only is that pathetic, but it's disgusting too. Instead of rolling your girlfriend into the mess, try ******* cleaning it up- like a big boy.

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