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The turd was sitting casually? Like it owned the place? Today's ***** don't know their place anymore. Back in my day, they'd have the decency to look embarassed or lost when sitting in the sink.
Similar thing happened to me near my old apartment. I was walking my dog and a human turd was just randomly sitting outside my door.
At least the turd wasn't sitting impatiently or anxiously.
This could be a roommate issue, but I was thinking it was more about plumbing issues. At least that's how I took it. The plumbing here is so bad that nasty stuff from the kitchen sink ends up in the bathroom sink and toilet.
Are you living with your unborn child? this is hard to grasp.
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Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.