Transportation: Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my... - FML

By flying_vegan - 06/12/2009 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

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flying_vegan 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:06

Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

shadesofgrey 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:39

I like how the "apology" did more damage than what they're apologizing for.

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sodahhhr 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:06

sorry dude, i had a load of taco bell and.... and well..... i just couldn't contain myself!!

baby_gurl2405 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:28

yuck

horse_lvr96 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:52

yall r freaks :P

musicislife1995_fml 0

Monday 7 December 2009 0:04

brocoli.

CarterColbie 4

Monday 7 December 2009 0:54

Shit happens. Lol.

1800getalife 0

Monday 7 December 2009 1:15

today I took a shit in someones car. after I was done u decided to appologize to the car owner because I left the window open. fhl

MEGHEADASAURAUS 0

Monday 7 December 2009 1:59

Lmfao I don't believe this one bit. But thanks for the laugh.

FHGrif 0

Monday 7 December 2009 2:42

Drunk or high or just an asshole

LilaBear 1

Monday 7 December 2009 3:03

clearly it's someone who hates you and wasn't really sorry. (or someone was just v. drunk/high.)

EvilPopTarts 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:09

That sucks ...probly someone that was drunk

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