By flying_vegan - 06/12/2009 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 938
You deserved it 2 441

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This was in Hoxton, in London...

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Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

I like how the "apology" did more damage than what they're apologizing for.

Comments

ha ha if only ur car was dirty so they could write sorry under WASH ME it would do so much less damage but then again who wants to poop on a dirty car ha ha

Ellodie_fml 0

I just imagined the whole scenario. hilarioious stuff

Looks like you had a SHITTY day. Haha oh sometimes I crack myself up.

redshortsx 0

that's hilarious. but ******** on your car is effing nasty

omgggggggg!!! that was you!!?!?!! i did that 2 nights ago cuz i was realllly drunk with my friends... they dared me to...