By flying_vegan - 06/12/2009 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML
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flying_vegan 0

Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

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shadesofgrey 0

I like how the "apology" did more damage than what they're apologizing for.

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beachgirl199661 0

ha ha if only ur car was dirty so they could write sorry under WASH ME it would do so much less damage but then again who wants to poop on a dirty car ha ha

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Ellodie_fml 0

drunk people, probably

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schnikerdoodles 0

I just imagined the whole scenario. hilarioious stuff

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LemonStarship 5

Looks like you had a SHITTY day. Haha oh sometimes I crack myself up.

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6Paper6Doll6 0

Haha! Now they can say they have a shitty car! Tehehe

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redshortsx 0

that's hilarious. but ******** on your car is effing nasty

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fmylife63093 0

omgggggggg!!! that was you!!?!?!! i did that 2 nights ago cuz i was realllly drunk with my friends... they dared me to...

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