By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 169
You deserved it 6 976

Same thing different taste

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SkinnyWALLrus 0

wow..... shes fantasizing about another man.... and trying to make you more like him.... just like those romance novels twilight is chick ****

darth1 18

Drug your wife, then cut her open and drink some of her blood, then you'll be like Edward. Don't forget to suck a fat one

like why not Jacob?! he is like SO much cooler and like...

I'm sorry bout that. Take a shower, scrub your face off.

jms08 0

Everyone jumps to divorce for the answer... Wow, that's sad.... YDI for not having a sense of humor and the rest of the "Twilight Haters" for not reading the book before posting garbage....

Sorry to disappoint you, but the grand majority of people who hate Twilight have valid reason. Like, they HAVE actually read the books, and genuinely dislike them. Besides, I fail to find any humor in waking up to find that my wife wants me to act more like a fictional character by "sparkling" like he would. That's downright ridiculous. I do agree, though, divorce isn't exactly necessary... yet.

ouknow123 2

Why would anyone want to read about sparkly gay vampires. Good vampires burst into flame in sunlight.

I don't know about everyone else, but I actually DID read the entire series when I was 12. At the time, I thought it was not great, but as I've gotten older (and the movies came out - they were HORRIBLE), I realized how bad they were. Yes, some people do hate on stuff without having tried it, but I'm pretty sure more haters have read it than you think. I know that people can have their own opinions, but liking a series that says stalking is romantic, being abusive and controlling just means they love you, and that you should make stupid decisions and assume that someone will come save you is downright unhealthy. Twilight never should have been published, it has cult-like followers of dangerous "values". I feel bad for you OP. You should have a discussion with your wife. Divorce is a bit harsh, but if I were you I would tell her that if this kind of thing continues, you'll have to consider it. What she is doing is unhealthy for both of you, and if she's not happy being with YOU rather than and imaginary sparkling vampire, she doesn't deserve you.

dress her up as a pornstar when she's sleeping then say you look like that pornstar from big blowers **** edition lol

Dress her up as a **** and see how she feels....

Solaron 0

Wow. Is your wife just being playful or was she serious?