Intimacy: Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl"...

By coolguy - 06/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML

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By sister sister - 25/11/2013 17:38 - United States - Rhinebeck

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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By feelthelove - 02/11/2009 18:08 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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On the sauce

By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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By blackntangirl - 18/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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How romantic

By SmokedSalmon - 13/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:14

Still a better love story than Twilight.

IntoTheClouds 42

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:14

YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.

Comments

Ks22 4

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:25

Wonder how she feels "damn the guy I have been obsessing over has a small penis and zero idea what to do with it." YDI

capslockisgood 19

Tuesday 6 November 2012 20:52

Where did you get that from?

mvc3ftw 17

Tuesday 6 November 2012 21:48

personal experience maybe?

loserman67 35

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:26

Seems to me that your indulgence in alcohol let your true feelings and desires surface and you took the man-girl home and fufilled every carnal desire that you have dreamed about with her. Hey, look at it this way, ugly chicks need love too and you probably made her night, unless she looked over at you and thought, "Oh no, it's that whiney, wimpy little asshole that thinks he's a cool guy that I have to pretend to like everyday." You never know, that door can swing both ways.

FlashBurn 13

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:27

The funny thing about that is that I've never had that problem with beer goggles interfering no matter how much I've had. Maybe you were just thinking with the wrong head!