Intimacy: Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling...

By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Thhe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:10

it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 20:24

clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

Comments

nwoodle 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:04

yhu should smash it

beeffyboy 0

Friday 2 July 2010 6:03

ur boyfriend is a retard

Lil_ks_mommy 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:19

my boyfriend is the same way with his PS3

xXdotdotcurveXx 0

Monday 20 September 2010 2:55

guys and their game systems... wow I just can't believe he turned down sex!!!!

aulds 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 13:19

so it's fine for a girl to turn a guy down when he's in the mood but as soon as it's reversed it's an fml?

whoisthisgirl 4

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:57

or boyfriend has COD lol

serendipity1027 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:14

i totally understand. maybe he was just too busy thinking about his game. most of the time, i cant even try getting dressed around my boyfriend or he will get excited and try stuff, but when he is in the middle of playing madden or anything like that, i could walk into our living room dressed up as a dirty cop and he wouldnt even take a second look. so no worries, its really funny though! i love the night dress, those can be very sexy and comfy!

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Monday 31 January 2011 18:44

Thos is where being a gamer girl is awesome. in that situation, I would stay naked and KICK HIS ASS in whatever he was playing, then at the end, I'd get up and go fap. Without him.

Fail4all 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:50

Wow, I just realized this: Not a single PS3 or XBox fanboy has made a post on this fml. That's actually pretty amazing. Anyways, he's not gay and you're not ugly. Maybe he just wasn't feeling it that time. Just get over it. I still don't see how this is an fml.