Intimacy: Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling...

By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Thhe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:10

it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 20:24

clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

Comments

jamie_leeann23 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 6:11

Yea, my boyfriend loves his mw2. But not enough to do that. he's awesome. :)

pomlaos 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 7:05

Maybe he wants to chill and wait till his back into the mood.

Nomad1989 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 7:12

perhaps no much energy left.....loll

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 12 December 2009 8:21

I'll bet your "nightdress" was actually a Snuggie

ruzicat 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:05

He sounds like a fag. YDI it for wearing a 'night dress'

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 10:20

probably wouldn't have been an issue if it was a completely new chick. Doubt he's ****.

youaresofucked 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 12:09

you wear a nightdress? Dump that asshole, ill date you!

FmyNOlife 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 17:29

no you mean BoyFriend numba 2! hahaha come to me baby, there's no fight and no argue at my house! just come on over and I'll beat his best highscore and then add a few more thousand of my "points" to your favorite game.

bitchesandburbon 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 18:28

yeah my bf definately stayed up all night every night for a month straight playing COD 4 when he got his PS3....I was a very frustrated girl....and because I would stay with him a lot...I had dreams about the game because I could hear it all night!

terriibabiiix23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:42

how is this a fml ? seriously.

ani7793 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 2:03

a lot of people forget that sex is also an intimate act and not just for fun. for women it is very offensive when a guy chooses a materialistic item over sex.