Animals: Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of...

By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2023 16:00 - United States - New York

Today, after I spent the evening at a girl's house that I'm seeing, I woke in the morning and put my pants on to leave, only to have her dog's poop roll out of the leg of my pants. This wouldn't be so bad if last week the same dog hadn't left the same treat right where I step when getting out of bed. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:13

Your dog anticipated your clever plan and developed a counter strategy for it... a wise and powerful general your dog is... bow to his superior intelligence.

Quasar55_fml 18

Friday 4 February 2011 16:12

Sorry if I don't get it, but how come there is dog crap near your bed ?

Comments

MuchDance90s 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:49

you need to be proactive here most well trained dogs will not soil indoors unless there is inadequate care (eg no walks, no access to bathroom/outside) either that, or your dog is sick/old and cannot help it, in which case it's still your responsibility to ensure he visits the vet

Noni1990 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 10:11

oh craaaaaaap haha

calley123 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:02

uh, it's just some poop. yeah, it's frustrating to step in, but not frustrating enough to freak and go Ahhh FML! I stepped in poop! I'm gonna die! get in the shower and pick it up, everything's going to be okay, bubb.

LesCDeal 6

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:17

I am amazed by all these perfect pet owners who have never experienced a dog having an accident in the house. My vote is that they don't actually have dogs. Sometimes accidents happen -- or in this case, two accidents, which just goes to show that sometimes dogs need to go more frequently than you can accommodate. It's possible to walk your dog before bed and have no results, only for them to need to go in the middle of the night, and this is what happens. It's part of having a dog, no YDI about it. Maybe this isn't a true 'FML', but it does suck to wake up to this.