By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
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BWill9014 4

Your dog anticipated your clever plan and developed a counter strategy for it... a wise and powerful general your dog is... bow to his superior intelligence.

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Quasar55_fml 18

Sorry if I don't get it, but how come there is dog crap near your bed ?

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MRGalaxc 0

I have 7 dogs in which only 4 of them or trained the other three are babies and even they don't shit in the house let alone next to a bed. 6 German shepards 1 yorky silky cross

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looper121 0

Uh, try walking your dog once in a while

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Creedlord 0

Let's just say u got pwned by ur dog haha

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Blueocean7 19

Lamo! sorry to laugh. You got punked by your own dog. Hilarious, but can understand why this is an FML for you too.

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birdmansangel 0

how about you train your damn dog idiot.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

That is what happens when you don't get out of bed and take your doggy for a walk soon enough. Maybe you should get a cat instead?

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F_U_imcrippled 0

I think it was a present becausee your dog loves you so much!

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Privations_fml 0

YDI for having a poorly trained animal

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GeneGenie 0

How did you not smell it when you woke up, before you stepped out of bed?

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Burgessnk 0

probably because his room already smell like shit from previous occasions.

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