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Bald men are HOT!!! ^_~
Sorry, but that's pretty funny. I actually laughed out loud.
You gave him your blessing to go out? He's not 16, he can go out when he wants.
Honestly, who cares. He wanted to go out drinking with his buddies. It sounds like he made sure it was ok with you first. It sounds like his "going out drinking with his buddies" isn't a regular occurrance. He interrupted your sleep, that part does suck. BUT, he's safe, he's not out messing around, he's not driving drunk, they're even outside. Your turn will come, you'll be the one doing something to interrupt him. A relationship is give and take, sometimes the giving sucks, but it all balances out :)
you gave him your blessings to go out? wtf?? why does he need your friggin permission?
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Hubby: Bless me wifey, for I have sinned... OP: You are forgiven, my hubby. Now go forth and sin no more... Hubby: What!? Hell no!!!! OP: Ok boys, hold him down and shave his head. If he doesn't repent, then continue with the pubes.
You have to give your husband a blessing to go out with his friends?