you should have at least called and just said you were going to be late. that's nasty. this is way more of a YDI since you had been drinking, heavily, on a night before you had to work. That's so disgusting. I hope this is fake and no one is THIS disgusting, not to mention stupid.

crusry pee pants. is that the new fashion these days?

Ewww.

You got drunk when you knew you'd have to work the next day. YDI. You got so drunk, you were in a stupor and were unable to wake up in time to relieve yourself. YDI. You took the time to dry your pants and thought that was the best idea. Hell, if you had enough time for that, you could have gone to the shower or sink and washed your pants out with some soap before popping them in the dryer. YDI. You thought that this was actually an FML???? Right, yeah, your life is ****** because you're a stupid drunk bitch. Right. YDI. You are just..so SO nasty. Get some ******* self-control. And maybe help for that drinking problem you seem to have.

so your trying to say you did all this while drunk went to work drunk? aw right.

I would have showed up late instead.

ummmm I hope your chair isn't fabric cause that's gonna last and STINK the older it gets. You're an idiot.

your life sucks because you are a loser who thinks you need alcohol to have a good time and you clearly can't control yourself. you also clearly have no respect for your job. if you get into a mess while drunk, it is completely your fault and you completely deserve it. i don't know why people bother. why would anyone feel sorry for someone who brought it upon themselves?

ewwwwww dat iz nasty!!!!!!!!!!!! $Kid$

YDI for drinking so much you peed yourself. I mean really? How is peeing yourself = a good time? Stop drinking and find other ways to have fun. Or at least learn to stop before you get so waster you can't control your functions. Oh and I feel bad for your liver. It won't last long.