By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross

Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI

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Rockey75 0

It would take at LEAST half an hour to dry, especially if its jeans. More than enough time to both HAVE A SHOWER and change.

epound28 0

Pissing on yourself because you can't control it. Sounds like you're... 1 year old. You're older. But you're still equal to a diaper-pissing infant. Fail. YDI, FYL.

pretty sure i'd rather rinse my clothes and dry them for a minute rather than dry pee, the heat makes it smell worse, and I'd rather be in damp clothes that'll dry in an hour than pee clothes that ...ew YDI for thinking a dryer is a remotely good idea for drying pee

I'm actually interested in how the *dryer* smelled after you had dried them. I imagine there's this bloke saying to his friends: "... and now the dryer smells of piss - I think she must have peed in it..." LOL I agree, that if your pants really were soaked in pee, then rinsing them before putting them in the dryer would have reduced the smell, and not added anything to the drying time. Still, thanks for sharing. I clicked both YDI and FYL. It's certainly self-inflicted, but that was a nasty way to spend a day.

i feel for your colleagues since pissy clothes STINK if they've been through a dryer without being washed.

YDI for doing something so stupid when you have to work the next morning.

CleanSheets 0

When you talk about some guy's house, do you mean a guy as in a friend, or as is some random creeper that you've never met in your life? :) Jw<3

TrinityisLife 22

That's just freaking NASTY. Call out ffs.

Deeznutzz13 0

YOu suck at life. Pee in the potty like my 3 year old.