By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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Accept 11

No, that's not creepy at all. o.o (Sarcasm)

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sheethapins 13

Either that or he's dating my friend's grandmother or cousin, both whom are sharing a jail cell together for trying to stab two people a couple nights ago. True story.

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aligiorav 11

Hey i'm sure she was only trying to write something funny in your face before you woke up...

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Legendslayer222 26

I believe writing something with a knife is called 'carving'.

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danford80 0

Holy chit man. Sounds like my ex. Run while u still can!!!!!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Why? What did your ex do to you that made it so you can't run? -_^

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danford80 0

Tried to get me to marry her! I decided against it 90 days prior to the date. She still threatens me through mutual friends lol.

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loveexgirl 15

Wtf that's like the beginning of a horror movie.

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btnhdude 0

a humorous horror movie. no, not humorous horror parodies. (Scary Movie)

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superpacker85 0

more like she is filming paranormal activity 3!

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Lintu_26 23

Don't confront her, that'll make her mad...rather pretend nothing happened, and make excuses why you can't sleep over at her house anymore...O.o

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well that's not a good idea.... Then she'll get mad/angry/suspicious and hide in OP's closet with something far worse than a knife.... *maniacal grin* :}

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niceNnerdy 5

Damn, you got yourself into some kinky shit there.

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Mirorbo 26

Run away yourself. And don't look back!

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red1355 6

Tell you what, next time your having sex with her. Donkey punch her, then giggle..... Lol

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Stoppajamatime 0

Personally, I think the OP's girlfriend was playing a silly joke on him. Sounds like something I would do, except that I would never hold a knife over someone's face. That could potentially be dangerous.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Sounds like something I would do, except that I would never do that.

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Stoppajamatime 0

Let me reword what I said: I would never hold a knife close to someone that way I don't hit them if something happened like of I accidentally fell. You've probably done something to scare the shit outta someone before, right? That's most probably what she was trying to do, just in a risky way.

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RubiksCubeIsLife 4

You are awesome. You clearly like Eminem. Therefore- WIN. (sorry this is unrelated to your comment)

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