no, not this. believe me, i've given plenty of YDI's to the adult peeing stories on here, but this is totally different...this happens to the best of adults...u really have to pee bad and your brain doesn't totally wake u up and u just think u used the toilet...but no, ur still in bed...FYL OP

especially if youre still intoxicated from the previous night's activities..

dreams can be as vivid as real life because all the sensations are interpreted by your brain this almost happened to me the other day had adreamtjat I was taking a huge huge piss and that it felt reall good but woke up and was pissed that I amost pissed my bed and just took a piss :P make sense?

Exactly, its not too uncommon either, just clean up and make sure you get up next time :P haha

I haven't wet the bed myself but I know my grandmother has a condition where she has no control over her bladder. this is unfortunate this had to happen but perhaps op can use special bedding if this is an ongoing problem .

That's pretty common. It happens to me sometimes. You just gotta enjoy the ride :D

ADHD is a great excuse for retardation. We're too specialised nowadays for parents to think their child is just stupid. Of course new names are used to sensitively brand these desperate chondriacs.

Yeah exactly. Pfft, Americans these days. Doctor: "Uhh ma'am, your son has cake syndrome" Woman: "OH NO!"

Actually, if you knew anything about ADHD, you would know that it doesn't mean your child is stupid. I definitely believe ADD and ADHD are overdiagnosed, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. Also, my parents didn't do anything. I actually got myself tested and was diagnosed at 23 or 24. It was at the point that it was affecting my work. It's something I have struggled with my entire life. It's very easy to sit on the other side and assume it's no big deal, it's a made up condition, or that it's just an "excuse." That's because you've never had to live with it. Also, btw, I always tested in the top 90th percentile on any standardized tests.

idkweird wins a lot of the time.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, your son will die within the next few days." Woman: "Darn cake syndrome." Doctor: "Err... That's EXACTLY what your son has!" *Shoves dead body into trunk of car*

Thanks for the advice snickers. Damn, you have the personality and apparently the physical attributes of a yarping dog. Go WIKI your info. some more okay?

If your aiming your comment towards the general citizens of the United States, I really would not. No need to take your frustration and jeaulosy out on the U.S just because we have something called 'rights' here...

That was aimed at two seperate people, Snickerdoodles and Ajijas kid, who thinks his race/region of the world is more superior than the rest of the world..

Doctor: "Philosophic also has cake syndrome." Woman: *Dances*

Amen

Yeah. At least you were at home though. I think I was 12 when it happened to me, and I was at my aunts house, and I was sharing a bed with my cousin who was 2 or 3. Six and a half years later, I STILL freak out every time I wake up in the night to pee, because I'm afraid I wont really be awake. It hasn't happened since, but it was definitely one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life.

wow 86... now that is another legit FML :-(

^ This.

snickerdoodle win :-)

no it doesn't mean that asianhotty is 5 I'm pretty sure snickerdoodles just said that cuz of how she was writing. just cuz she don't feel like using proper grammar outside of school like yall nerds don't mean she's 5

I agree

this (47). using internet shorthand doesn't make the person sound any more like a five yr old than telling everyone that u wet your pants while on the phone with your mom. please get over yourselves.

lol... great idea for a proile pic... should calm all the trolls with the sexist woman jokes for a while :-)