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By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 20:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Englewood

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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By xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - 08/03/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

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By Nutty - 16/11/2018 22:00

Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML

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Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:04

If you're getting drunk with the intent of having sex with a person you've never met, you pretty much deserve whoever you wake up to the next morning. Beggars can't be choosers.

MissMeanie 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:22

Buddies helping ugly buddies get laid. He was doing him a favor.

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jsmith1199 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:44

#10 i agree, but i dont think that she even realizes how disgusting she is

jh012 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:18

either way youre kind of a ****. we should hang out.

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:12

YDI. ****....

aymaureen 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:48

im sure he didnt think you were a looker either, bitch.

aymaureen 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:50

and uh im pretty sure nobody's disgusting, thats horrible and rude of you to say.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 7 September 2009 1:58

Doesn't matter. The whole time you were a disgusting ****, no matter who you slept with...

abc6969 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 3:45

if a guy had the same story everyone would feel sorry for him! that sux! lol. I feel your pain hun!!

mad92679 1

Monday 19 October 2009 5:37

Soo have you gotten tested for STD's yet? becausseee you should. and your a nasty **** and should be old enough to know better. also.. youll regret it. =] *****

schoolfml 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 22:29

to #17... no one cares. you should take that as a compliment that girls are ridiculed for it. that means they are held to a higher standard than guys. so stop nagging on here an go nag to your booty calls.

Allegra88 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:41

Hmmm I don’t think sleeping around is acceptable for either gender, but I don’t think this person should be slandered and called a **** just because of her sex. Who of you know the real story, this might be the first time she had been involved in such promiscuous behaviour... Double standards are completely unfair, but in saying that I have no respect for either males or females who behave like this.