By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

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Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
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hairdreser0nfire 0

And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

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Freeze_fml 16

That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

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elainelovesyou 7

Haha. Well.. I don't know what to say. That's totally awkward that'd he take your shampoos and stuff.. at least he left a pizza number so you order food.

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elmorous 0

-911, what's your emergency? -Some guy just robbed me! -OK, the police are on the way, what did he take? -My blanket, pillow, food, shampoo and my virginity!

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CoolAsian 0

wow this is why you don't try to meet ppl online

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Had sex with some random stranger...... what could go wrong??

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skyeyez9 24

I picture a man spreading out your comforter while piling frozen food and hygiene products in the center and then closing it up. So he can carry all of it out.

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geekychick 1

seriously!!! why do people just have sex with anyone????

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