By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
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hairdreser0nfire 0

And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

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Freeze_fml 16

That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

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CoachLlama 5

I wonder what he took that she has not discovered yet? Maybe he expects her to order a pizza for tonights "party".

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maphineRAWRS 10

yeah you deserve it for letting strangers in your house and banging them?

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joolz_au 2

hmm he probably stuck your toothbrush up his but too.........that is the first thing I would get rid of lol next time try a vibrator.......it won't steal stuff

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yusaku02 20

YDI for being a ***** =)

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jinxthejinx 0

YDI for sleeping with a homeless man.

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koldfire 1

I'm not homeless damnit. I needed to stop by the store but this was way easier and my comforter is in the wash.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Generally speaking, if you know someone before you have sex with him, this won't happen. If you know him at least well enough to have a phone number where you can actually reach him, this won't happen. I told the lady who woke up to a missing pillow and now I'm telling you: if you have to have the one night stand, go to his place (if you're trusting) or get a hotel room (best option). Why you would go to sleep with a stranger in your home is beyond me.

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clintmaggard 0

hey cutie(: you should message me(:

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BabesYourAStar 0

go to pizza hut. pizza makes everything better

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